If you were a comic book character, what superpower would you possess? Why?

Joanne's FAVORITE answer:

I would have x ray vision and would be able to see through mens clothes. That way, I would stop wasting my time.

Joanne's answer:

Well, I'm already super smart and super funny and super pretty and....just kidding!! I think Id like to go with flying faster than a speeding bullet like superman...that way, I'd never be late for anything, never have to pay airfare, and never have to sit in traffic!

And the other answers!

I would like to have the power to be invisible! That way I could Ihave an accurate picture of what is going on in many ways. For example, who are the best people to ask for letters of rec, who are my real friends, what is Bush really trying to accomplish with the war, what is really in my food at Del Taco, etc.

The ability to teleport myself and anyone touching me. Travelling really sucks sometimes.

I would want the power of time. To be able to go forward or backward through time, and to be able to stop and start it at will.

I think I would LOVE to have the comic character of being able to give money, at will, to those I come across that are in desperate need. The stories could be a traveling character who bumps into problems along the way. Sees the others need and is able to help financially. This might be a positive for young people to read instead of the crap they do read in the comics today maybe.

None… who wants to be a comic book character?

The power to assuage needless suffering.

I would have the power to understand what people were really trying to say to me when they were speaking. That way I'd be able to respond to them with as much sensitivity as possible.